User:The Sharpest Lives

The Sharpest Lives
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— a real person ♂ —
	if you say so...
Born	July 2008 (age 16)
Name in real life	Sam
Current location	Houston, TX
Time zone	Central Time Zone
Current time	20:43 (Purge)
Ethnicity	irrelevant
Eyes	present
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Aliases	ΛΣ, Some Dood That Likes Bananas (talk · contribs), TSL Public (talk · contribs)
Music	love it
Account statistics
Joined	2023-06-082023-06-08; (435 days ago)
First edit	2024-02-03 ; (240 days later)
Permissions	Extended confirmed; AWB; pending changes reviewer;
Signature	{{The Sharpest Lives\|💬\|✏️\|ℹ️}} – The Sharpest Lives (💬•✏️•ℹ️) (ping me!) – The Sharpest Lives (💬•✏️•ℹ️) (ping me!); – The Sharpest Lives (💬•✏️•ℹ️); The Sharpest Lives (the deadliest to lead)
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Please refer to a Cabal for evidence.^[Humor]

Hey! I'm Sam, but I edit Wikipedia as The Sharpest Lives, in honor of the MCR song from The Black Parade. I used to be known as User:ΛΣ, but I

didn't want non-Latin characters in my username and
didn't want to be associated with ΛΣ, the honor society (which I am not a part of).

I appreciate thanks! They make me smile. Any act of appreciation, whether it is cookies (see WP:♥) or a small note, will make my day :)

I like editing music-related articles, especially albums that I like. I started Growing Up, my pet project, so feel free to add/improve it! You may wonder: why am I obsessed with this article? Umm... the Linda Lindas are freaking awesome!? And this is a great album. I also made a handful of other pages on the Linda Lindas' music. That's how I use a lot of my editing time.

I am a fairly new Wikipedian, but I know my way around. If you have any advice or questions, please don't hesitate to ask! Despite my young age (compared to many Wikipedians I've seen), please understand that I am not dumb.^{[citation needed]} (See also WP:Ageism)

I have never and will never edit for pay. I previously edited under the account Some Dood That Likes Bananas (talk · contribs). Yes, it's a stupid name. On this account, I made 5 total edits. 2 were vandalism, 1 was reverting one of those edits, and the other 2 were to my userpage. I do not intend on vandalizing ever again, hence the category on my userpage, Category:Former vandals who now contribute constructively. This is not a sockpuppet, and I intend on getting an admin to block it. I have created two doppelgänger accounts, The Sharpest Live (talk · contribs) and The Sharpest Lifes (talk · contribs), which abides by policies. I also have a public account, TSL Public (talk · contribs), for less secure connections. My brother edits as Twinfantasy(faceinthemirror) (talk · contribs). Just letting y'all know.
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