Wikipedia:No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man

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This is a decree by the Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia (SCREW). It expresses opinions and ideas that are absolutely and irrefutably true whether you like them or not. Changes to it must reflect the wishes of the Supreme Cabal. When in doubt, please ignore the talk page and just keep reverting.

Shortcut WP:Oh I say, what are you doing? Come down from there at once! Really, you're making a frightful exhibition of yourself.

This page in a nutshell: No Wikipedia editor may climb the Reichstag building dressed as Spider-Man or anyone else to gain advantage in a content dispute or otherwise.

Sometimes even the coolest of editors become involved in content disputes. These may become heated, or degenerate into incivility, edit wars, and typically result in protection on the Wrong Version by a passing administrator. Where the issues are of paramount importance, editors may be tempted to climb the Reichstag building dressed as Spider-Man to promote their cause. This is not only strongly discouraged but a blockable offense, and climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man will result in a complete and utter block from editing Wikipedia. The Reichstag has taken enough bad debate to deserve another Spider-Man.^{[nb 2]}

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