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| WikiGiant | |
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| A WikiGiant, throwing rocks at vandals | |
Scientific classification 
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| Domain: | Eukaryota |
| Kingdom: | Animalia |
| Phylum: | Chordata |
| Class: | Mammalia |
| Order: | Primates |
| Suborder: | Haplorhini |
| Infraorder: | Simiiformes |
| Family: | Hominidae |
| Subfamily: | Homininae |
| Tribe: | Hominini |
| Genus: | Homo |
| Species: | H. wikigigantis
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| Binomial name | |
| Homo wikigigantis | |
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| Range shown in white | |
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A WikiGiant is an exceedingly large being that ferociously stomps on any vandalism it sees. Typically, the WikiGiant is docile and measured enough to ensure it does not excessively indulge in physical exposition. However, if a known vandal continuously annoys this creature, it will go wild and instead destroy constructive contributions, causing it to get locked up in a giant cage to hang over the wiki and be laughed at continuously by the vandals who should have been blocked in the first place! When not using their feet, WikiGiants often deploy weapons to whack and smack vandals. WikiGiants are also thought to be related to WikiDragons, though this assertion remains unproven.
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