Wikipedia:WikiVampire

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A WikiVampire (not to be confused with a WikiZombie) is a user who loves to bite the life out of newcomers. They are extremely hostile in regard to Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. They do not tolerate horseplay and nonsense even if you only registered 5 minutes ago. They will never take your edits for the sake of good faith even at the expense of offline sources. Encountering one may lead to a feeding frenzy where they suck the energy out of their victims to a point that the fallen individual will never edit again, or worse, transform into a WikiVampire themselves.