User:AllGloryToTheHypnotoad

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user is a foe of the False Emperor of Mankind

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This editor used to be a member of Mensa.

This user is Satan.

This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).

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This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do their work for them.

This user is an advanced speaker of sarcasm.

This user can do no wrong, especially when it comes to editing Wikipedia.

I eventually teach John Titor everything he knows.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

This user knows too much.

The Eye is watching this user.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

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This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

This user supports the right to arm bears.

This user believes that it is destiny you saw their user page.

NEVER FORGET: I ALWAYS WIN.

THIS IS BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS RIGHT.

ALSO, THE TRUTH IS ALWAYS UNREASONABLE.