User:Sdrqaz

Sdrqaz

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Watching intently ...
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Sdrqaz (/ˈsrɜːkɑːz/ SRUH-kahz, alternatively /ˈsɜːrkɑːz/ SUR-kahz) is a volunteer Wikipedian. This user believes strongly in leaving edit summaries and despairs at those who do not, especially when making major edits. If you have a compliment or comment or complaint to make about Sdrqaz's edits or actions, please visit the talk page to make them.

Sdrqaz will occasionally use another account (golollop) and a shared IP address to edit Wikipedia. Another account (sdrgaz) was created as a doppelgänger and made zero edits.

There's still a lot I don't know, a lot that I won't ever hope to know, and I won't ever be the smartest editor in the room. So if you see me getting full of myself, take me down a peg or two. I'll try and give it a healthy dollop of introspection.

On another note, this perspective on guidelines is well worth reading, and this response may have been the best thing to come out of RfA (though some candidates come close – see this tree). For those confused with Wikipedia's jargon, see its glossary and alphabet soup of abbreviations.

Did you know ...

• ... that Trump won 28 times more shadow docket requests per year than Bush and Obama?
• ... that Olympic flagbearer Raed Ahmed defected after he saw Bill Clinton clapping?
• ... that a reviewer said that Richard Osman's The Man Who Died Twice has "more holes than a dodgy knitting pattern" but he "enjoyed every minute"?
• ... that a U.S. Supreme Court case had "odd bedfellows"?
• ... that the magic minute exposed a "secret" about baby carrots and criticized Jimmy Carter's sweaters?
• ... that a reviewer warned that Totoro would lead to "sore cheeks"?
• ... that the congressional office lottery has involved a "Jedi mind trick", head rubs, and push-ups (pictured)?
• ... that a reviewer did not expect a documentary on assisted suicide to be so funny?

Frivolous things

On the Cliff by the Sea This user has been on Wikipedia for 8 years, 7 months, and 9 days. This user has been an administrator for 2 years, 4 months, and 20 days. This administrator will consider reasonable requests to provide copies of deleted articles. This administrator is willing to handle revision deletion requests. 127.0.0.0/8 This administrator understands and performs range blocks. This user is haunted by the times they forgot to use an edit summary. Out, damned spot! What, will these hands ne'er be clean? This user enjoys archiving their talk page, having faced the War against the Machines. * :* ::* This user hates seeing improper list/indentation formatting, and always corrects it. This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds. This user will eat fish raw. Here fishy, fishy, fishy. This user wants to save the whales. This user drinks Calpis. This user drinks Milo. This user likes elephants. This user has an SHA-512 committed identity. See this userbox's invocation.