This page is intended as humor. It is not, has never been, nor will ever be, a Wikipedia policy or guideline. Rather, it illustrates standards or conduct that are generally not accepted by the Wikipedia community. |
This page in a nutshell: If you are ever tempted, and are not intimidated by the consequences, go ahead and vandalize all you want. Be warned, you will get caught, and it is a temporary privilege. |
Do you enjoy vandalism?
Then go right ahead: vandalize any page[citation needed] that you please. Maybe an artist, a politician, or someone's user page, but definitely not this article. You don't even need to log in or make an account – just click edit at the top of the page, do what you like in the text box that appears, and click save at the bottom when you're done. Easy as that!
You might get caught by an automatic filter. If so, just change your text and click save again. And again. And again, until your edit is saved.
The only rule of this game is that you generally can't do it to any pages that display the silver, dark blue, pink, or gold padlock on the top right corner.
So you were able to vandalize, right? Here's what will happen next:
If you've done one, more or all of this stuff, congratulations. Enjoy your permanent ban from the project, and unless you do have intentions of editing constructively, so long. If you had also vandalized other Wikimedia projects, congratulations, enjoy your permanent ban from all of Wikimedia. In other words, GG.
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